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Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I keep hitting my front tooth with my glass while bringing it to my mouth unintentionally and the nerve in the tooth keeps pulsating. Does hitting the tooth like this cause damage enough that I could lose the tooth?

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Freaks and Cheeks

What are the differences between INFJ-T and INFJ A?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why do I get bored with porn so quickly? I can watch maybe half a video (5 mins max) and then get bored and do something else. I don't watch porn often, just a teenager. 17.

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

There's A Cancer Screening People In Their 30s Should Do That Can Dramatically Lower Your Risk Of Dying - HuffPost

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

Do you agree with Michael Moore that Donald Trump is "toast" in a political comeback?

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Will Ukraine eventually return to Russia's sphere of influence?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

5 daily habits suggested by top US doctor that protect the brain from early cognitive decline - Times of India

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Can you describe what it's like to live in a town known for Harley Davidson motorcycles?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

No go.

What unique academic programs does IILM University offer?

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

Is it true that LGB should drop T?

Minds and Behinds

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Israel is accused of the gravest war crimes in Gaza - BBC

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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